Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

The Sh*t Show! A Party with FREE Beer, Tacos, and Hot Dogs!
There comes a time in every broke-ass’ life where he or she realizes there are other broke folk looking our for their own kind. The Shit Show is one of those moments. Every second Saturday at The Showdown, Fuck Off Presents and Team Terrible throw this amazing party where the

Win a Pair of FREE Tickets to the Equifunk Festival in the Poconos Mountains!!
I’m slammed for time today, so I’m just gonna paste from the about “about” section of the Equifunk Festival. That said. It does sound pretty rad: pool parties all day and live music all night. If I was on the East Coast I would totally be there. Also for all

Last Nite: The New 2000’s Indie Dance Party at the Elbo Room
By now you’ve probably been to (and definitely heard of) Debaser, the monthly 90s alternative dance party at the Knock Out. It’s a crazy night with lots of flannel and Doc Marten’s and other things that remind me of jr. high. Well the fine people behind Debaser have concocted another

Win a Pair of Tix to A Celebration of Adolph Sutro w/ Live Music, Circus Performances and More!
There’s a lot going on at this super cool event so I’m just gonna copy and paste the info. You don’t really care anyways right? I mean you’re just like “Enough with the babbling Stuart! Give me those damn tickets already!” you can enter at the bottom of the post.

FREE Materials and Classroom Supplies for Bay Area Teachers
No matter where you fall on the political spectrum, we can all agree that the people who are educating future generations of Americans don’t get paid enough money. On top of that, many of the schools they work for don’t have the money to furnish educators with all the supplies

The American Tripps Two Year Anniversary with a Daft Punk vs LCD Sound System Dance Party
Fuck. I can’t believe American Tripps is celebrating its two year anniversary! I remember going to Allan’s 30th(?) birthday party at ATA and seeing him and all his friends running around in circles while playing something that resembled ping pong. Now he’s got a goddamn cottage industry on his hands

Clothes, Beer and Water at Sav Noir’s Pop-Up Shop
On Saturday August 3rd local clothing brand Sav Noir is launching its first pop-up shop in the TRUE Annex on Haight St. The pop-up will be running until the end of the month and will be showing off their new collection called “1980’s”. But most importantly the event is being

Super Cheap Drinks for Industry Night at the Golden Gate Tap Room Tonight
My favorite thing about the logo is that the look on the goat’s face says, “I’m really sorry I fucked up, but you and I both knew this was gonna happen.” I recently started working at a cool new bar near Union Square called the Golden Gate Tap Room. There’s