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Win Tix to The Haberdash: A Celebration of SF Men’s Fashion
This shit is hella fun. I MC’d the event last year. It’s amazing how dapper some of these SF fellas look when they are all cleaned up. Anyways, here is all the pertinent info. Go here if you’d like to purchase tickets. Otherwise enter below. The Bold Italic’s celebration of

Hear Broke-Ass Stuart Tell a Story at Porchlight Storytelling on September 16th!
Yes, the title of this post is written in the third person, but for fuck’s sake, you get it right? I mean, if I wrote “hear me read” you’d be like, there’s like 40 motherfuckers who write for this site, which me is it? So yes, now you get it.

Win a Brand New Konstruktor Camera from Lomography!
Well isn’t this a swell giveaway? It’s perfect for all you film buffs out there! No, I don’t mean movie fans, I mean motherfuckers who like to take pictures with film. Remember that stuff (also, remember using film canisters to hold your weed in? We called them “dank tanks” and

Commune SF Featuring Golden Drugs, Bio Sexual, The Hot Dark and More THIS WED!
Commune SF is back 9/11 at the Elbo Room starting at 9 PM! WTF is Commune? It’s a movement of artists, designers, musicians and people that take a stand against tobacco corporations, their practices and their presence in the scene. Commune takes this stance by being pro-local- so each month, a different local band,

Win Tix to the Black & Pink Bash – An Amazing Fundraiser with an Open Bar
I’m very excited to be giving away this pair of tickets. The Black & Pink Bash is put on by Spark SF, a brilliant philanthropic network of young professionals who invest to improve the lives of women around the world. They crowd-source grants, pro-bono professional services, and connections for investment in grassroots

Win Tix to the 2013 Summersalt Festival
Finally back after a little hiatus, the Summersalt Festival is bringing a full day’s worth of awesomeness this weekend to Potrero Hill. I actually kinda hate that sentence that I just wrote, but fuck it, it mostly makes sense. Anyways, the lineup this year is pretty badass and includes The Grouch

Win Tix to Chuck Palahniuk and the SF Cacophony Society: Creating Culture from Mayhem
Oh wow! This event sounds fucking amazing! I mean, there’s going to be all sorts of crazy society spinoffs like bartending robots, a blessing from the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Hugging Machines, Arts Cars, Doggie Diner heads, etc!!! Fuck yes! Here’s the official verbiage from the Commonwealth Club: Ever wonder

BA of the Week: Comedian/Musician/Writer Dave Hill
Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit — probably not.