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San Francisco is Just Not That Into You
This originally appeared in my Broke-Ass City column for the San Francisco Examiner Is it enough to love the way the fog tiptoes through the trees in the Presidio? Can the 47 hills that undulate across The City keep you satiated? Will the skyline that nearly scratches heaven be able

Welcome to the Resistance Shirts Support the ACLU
Grab one of these Welcome to the Resistance shirts (we have lots of colors) and 1/3 of my profits will be donated to the ACLU. Men’s crew neck here. Women’s v-neck here. Women’s crew neck here. Often times when people are dying from a terminal illness, they get a two or three day

Weird & Wonderful Podcast Ep. 2 is Up!
If you haven’t heard already, my boy Sonny Phono and I have started a bad ass podcast. It’s called Weird and Wonderful with Broke-Ass Stuart. And guess what?? We just released the second episode. In it I talk about all the crazy stuff that happened on my trip to DC

Grab a Free Melania and Help Fight Domestic Violence
Get women’s v-necks here. Women’s crew necks here. And men’s crew necks here. 1/3 of all my profits from this shirt will will be donated to National Coalition Against Domestic Violence. The Trump Administration is a bunch of fucking assholes for so many reasons. From threatening to round up Muslims to

I Went to Both the Inauguration & the Women’s March. This is What I Learned.
History is a tricky thing. It’s rare that you can perceive the exact moment a cultural shift occurs while it’s actually happening. Usually the slow, steady, relentlessness of time obscures the importance of events, and it’s not until you look back that you realize “That! That was the moment everything

Boycott These Companies Because They Sell Trump Brands
The only thing Donald Trump loves almost as much as he loves himself is money. His name is synonymous with rapacious, hyper-capitlistic, wealth accumulation…and well, whatever the opposite of accumulation is (ahem…how many bankruptcies?). He’s so associated with money that if you woke up from a 30 year coma an

Brave Protesters Hang ‘Resist’ Banner from Crane Near White House
Well this is just incredible! Those of you worried that the weekend’s demonstrations were a one off and that people would go back to regular life, never ye fear! Just look at the beauty above! According to NBC News Greenpeace protesters scaled the big ass 270 foot crane you see

Trump Supporters Tweeting They Regret Voting for Him
Well that didn’t take long. If I was a more spiteful person I’d collect all their tears and use them in some of my satanic Jew ceremonies (see above), but really this whole thing is heartbreaking. I mean I’m not heartbroken that the anti-semite above is pooping his pants, I’m