Unlike many of you, I went to the Sunday Show after party for the open Absinthe bar where the fire eater, go-go dancer, and juggler stood out through the thin crowd. Despite the potential for something awesome, expectations weren’t met (nothing caught on fire!) until I ordered an

by Broke-Ass Stuart     For all those who’ve been keeping up on the whole ruining of Bay to Breakers ordeal, I’ve got some interesting news.  The Citizens for the Preservation of Bay to Breakers, a group of which I’m on the committee, has decided to hold a press conference on the

  by Broke-Ass Stuart     I rarel’‹y give my full endor’‹semen’‹t to a music’‹ group’‹.’‹ Sure I may help promo’‹te a frien’‹d’’‹s thing’‹ every’‹ once in awhil’‹e,’‹ but it’s not often’‹ that I’m willi’‹ng to throw’‹ my weigh’‹t behin’‹d somet’‹hing and give it my full seal of appro’‹val.’‹ That

    Every Sunday Kindness Kitchen will be serving FREE vegetarian Indian food from 11:30am-3pm.  It all goes down at the Maharani Restaurant.  While your bill will be $0.00, you are encouraged to donate as much money as you choose.  Part of the money goes to charity and the other part

    If you get a chance, pick up the SF Chronicle today.  I was interviewed for an article defending Bay to Breakers.  The article is pretty good, even if the writer opted to quote me as Stuart Schuffman instead of Broke-Ass Stuart like I asked him to.  Whatever.  Here’s

    Instead of sitting at home and masturbating with your tears while thinking about your ex, why don’t you go out and do something for Valentine’s Day’s this year?  No, I don’t mean surprising said ex and begging them to take you back, I mean doing something completely different than you did

By Broke-Ass Stuart     If so then here’s some things you can do by just clicking a bunch of shit on your keyboard:   *Join this Facebook Group: Citizens for the Preservation of Bay 2 Breakers   *Sign this Petition: Save Bay to Breakers   More than anything I

by Broke-Ass Stuart – Editor in Cheap   Today was a strange day in the ongoing battle between all that is good in this world and all that is evil.  Both sides had major victories, but who the winner is, it’s hard to say.     On one hand, we