By reading this post you are proving to me that you are literate.  And since you are, I thought that you’d appreciate this bad ass motherfucking offer.  80% is a lot of percent and I know how much you people love discounts. Please note that it is ONLY happening at

So I’m actually running out the door right now to the pinche DMV to take care of something for my lady’s car, but I just thought I’d hip you all to this event. The fine people at D-Structure are killing it these days with FREE booze parties like the one

I don’t have anything good for you today.  I’m a total wreck.  Friday night was my birthday party.  People gave me too much whiskey.  I puked.  Then I got up Saturday morning, still drunk, put on a Santa suit and drank for 12 hours. I’m too old for this shit.

Just thought I’d let you all know that tonight is pure awesomeness at El Rio.  Like every Friday, there will be FREE Oysters starting at 5:30pm done by the infamous shucker Jackie and back up by Sissy Boy.  This literally happens every Friday and if you didn’t know this by

Some heretics, who are apparently not afraid of death at the hands of vicious and rampaging mobs of Philadelphians, claim that the steaks served here are better than those in the Philly. Other people, with a greater desire to live out the rest of their days without losing their Philly

Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit…probably not.

Since not everyone on your holiday shopping list will want some of this awesomeness, you’ll probably have to do at least some of your gift buying somewhere else.  Luckily the merchants of the Mission District know you almost as well as I do and realize that you might want to

So remember a few weeks ago when Little Star Pizza on Divis did that awesome thing where they made their pizzas half off for the night?  Well guess what?  They are doing that shit again for the next THREE fucking nights from 5-6:30pm! Yup, the folks at Viv are at