Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap
Drink a Beer and See Some Carnivorous Plants at the Conservatory of Flowers
Yeah, I know I’m just pasting in a press release, but I’m crazy busy today. Plus I wanna get out and enjoy some of this good weather. Also the good thing about this event is that you can go and then still come to my party afterwards. So fuck it,
Win Tickets to See Kelli Rudick at Littlefield!
For those of you who’ve been following the site for awhile you know how enamored we are with Kelli Rudick. She’s just fucking brilliant. Really, seeing her live is something that changes your view of how the guitar can be played. Most people’s first reaction is, ‘œHoly Moses! Look at that girl’she
$1 PBR, Soul Music and a Four Foot Game of Connect Four
Do you like $1 beers? How about Soul music? I bet you do. But have you ever played with a four foot tall game of Connect Four? Well Wednesday is your chance! Come out to Doc’s Clock on Wednesday night for all the shit I mentioned above plus some prizes
Broke-Ass of the Week – Artist Jeremy Fish
Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit…probably not.
Come Hear Me Tell a Dirty Story at Bawdy Storytelling
If you haven’t figured it out by now, I’ve got a foul mouth and an even dirtier mind. I mean, I took a write up about a reading at the Knockout and turned it into this for fuck’s sake. I like twisted stories and completely uncouth jokes’the more demented, the better.
					
	
	East River Bar: Getting Williamsburg Properly Drunk
While the original use for this huge bar was a paint factory, the only things currently being produced here are very drunk people. With the exception of me that is. Every time I come here I’m already too drunk. In fact, the first time I was here was when
A Beer Drinking Treasure Hunt
What’s better than going on a treasure hunt? The possibility of winning a round of drinks! I just saw this on yelp and I thought it sounded pretty damn cool. Here’s the full description: Think fast. Play together. Drink Beer. Love Treasure Hunts? Love Beer? You’ve come to the right
					
	
	Cheap Flowers: The San Francisco Flower Mart
Ok, so you really fucked up this time. Not only did you forget your anniversary, which also happens to fall on her birthday (which you also forgot), but you didn’t close the front door all the way which allowed her cat to run out and get hit by a car.