Hey Big City,

It’s me again. I have a bone to pick with you. I need a date, badly. No, don’t try to distract me with your neon cityscape and food trucks. I mean it. You want to know why you haven’t seen me around lately, Big-C? I haven’t had a date in weeks, and I blame you.

This is another dope event from the folks at Inforum. Since they’ve already written all kinds of words about it, I’m just gonna copy and paste them below, so I can get back to looking at internet porn. But if you wanna win a pair of tix, email Contests@BrokeAssStuart.com with

Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit — probably not.

My friend Devon Chulick wants you to party with him. Devon is one of the owners of D-Structure (DSF) and they’re turning 6 years old this Saturday. DSF is known for throwing parties almost weekly. Devon knows that some of you broke-asses love to dance, and don’t want to throw

This comes from former contributor Paulette Greenhouse: Lorenzo Jimenez was an amazing brother, son, and friend taken from us too soon. Family and friends remember him most for his beautiful smile, which was often followed up by his contagious laugh. He influenced me more than I ever realized, teaching me

This is a guest post by the good people at MyDUIAttorney.org. Are you interested in advertising ? Email Info@BrokeAssStuart.com As surprising as it sounds, the TV shows we watch where law is the main theme or even a sub-theme might have a thing or two to teach us about the real

Putting together two of the best things ever, The San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival is rocking the Mission all next weekend. Spanning three days, 6 venues and 100+ comedians, each ticket purchase comes with coupons for FREE burritos at Taquerias Pancho Villa and El Toro. Performers include friends of

I’ve teamed up with the fine folks at Tricycle Records and Public Works to bring you a party of epic fucking proportions. Next Thursday, October 11th (10/11/12 for fucks sake!) we are throwing a Rock-n-Roll Carnival! And the best part is that the first 100 of you who buy tickets