Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

How to Avoid Long Security Lines at the Airport for the Holidays
Your alarm goes off. “Fuck…” you mumble to yourself. Your mouth tastes like bad decisions and your tongue feels like sandpaper. You’re not sure if you’re hungover or still drunk but you know you’re in such bad shape that you’re even creating new swearwords, “Oh Jesus fuckhammer” you groan. Then

Bring Back the Bay Guardian — and Win a Metaphorical Unicorn!
Friends, is this the San Francisco you dreamed of? The sparkling, golden dream of freewheeling political experiment, debate, and protest; colorful art, poetry, and music that fly completely free from rent-money and basic-bro anxiety; diverse culture, nightlife, and style that springs from pure expression rather than some lame-ass PowerPoint marketing plan?

Stuart’s Birthday Roast: The Kinda Late Show w/ Broke-Ass Stuart
The Kinda Late Show is back! Get your tickets here: http://ticketf.ly/1XEoycS After taking time off while I ran for mayor, we are ending the year by having a bunch of funny people roast me for my birthday. The show is on 12/17m at Doc’s Lab and the line-up is incredible! Sister

Make Your Photos Better By Writing Funny Crap on Them!
You know the saying “a picture is worth a thousand words”? Well whoever said that obviously wasn’t clever enough to think about making pictures WITH words.

Facebook Robots Suggest The Rich Get The Guillotine
This morning while looking at Facebook on my phone, I landed on this article on Salon about how SF sold out to the monied classes in the last election. After reading the article and going back to my FB feed, a carrousel of suggested articles came up. They included the

An Open Letter to Those Saying Ed Lee is Running Unopposed
A couple days ago I got into it on twitter with Clara Jeffery, editor in chief of Mother Jones, over the following tweet: Before I go further I must say that I have the utmost respect for both Ms. Jeffery and for Mother Jones. The work done by that publication is

Celebrities, Whiskey & Brilliant Minds at the JCCSF This Season
JCCSF Arts & Ideas has a full calendar of interesting shows, talks, and tastings this year. Celebrities, writers and experts in all walks of life are on the schedule and tickets are going fast. Learn everything there is to know about Whiskey, hangout with actor Wendell Pierce from The Wire, checkout famous authors, actors & restaurateurs

San Francisco Mayoral Candidate Reed Martin
Since I have a big, loud, obnoxious voice in The Bay Area, I figured I’d lend it to my fellow mayoral candidates who also want to see Ed Lee dethroned. Not everyone has the millions of dollars that Lee has or the reach that I do, so it’s only fair to