How a half Irish, half Jewish, ALL american makes corn beef on St. Patricks Day.

“Corned beef and cabbage was a meal created out of necessity and convenience by broke-ass American immigrants.”

As anyone who has known me for more than a few weeks can attest, I am one of 10% of the population that suffers from chronic insomnia. On the bright side I am the friend you can text at 3am when you are having an existential crisis because the odds