Alex Mak - Managing Editor

Stuart & Laughing Monk Brewery’s Cornhole Tournament of Champions This Saturday
This is going to be a super fun day. The gaming experts at SF Social Sports Cornhole League are holding three tournaments throughout the day at Laughing Monk with us! There are going to be sweet prizes of $100, $50, $25 gift certificates for the winning teams, (you could win beer and money by beating Stuart at cornhole…which is probably pretty easy).

Trump to Announce Canadian Border Wall to Keep Out Polar Vortex
“When Canada sends its weather, they’re not sending they’re best. They’re not sending sunshine. They’re sending weather that has lots of problems. Their weather is bringing ice, it’s bringing snow, it’s raping people. And some of it, I assume, is good weather.”

Stuart’s Cornhole Tournament of Champions
This is going to be a super fun day. The cornhole experts at SF Social Sports Cornhole League are holding three tournaments throughout the day at Laughing Monk! There are going to be sweet prizes of $100, $50, $25 gift certificates for the winning teams

How You’re Gonna Win SF Beer Week 2019
Beer drinkers from every corner of the Bay will be stroking their beards and sipping the finest ales, sours, stouts, porters, pilsners, and pub ales the world has ever seen…why? Because it’s SF Beer Week, and there will be hundreds of new beers to try and all sorts of fun events

Lucca Ravioli is Closing on Valencia St. And that Sucks
OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! The place where I used to buy freshly made tagliarini with Lucca’s own meat sauce for ‘treat yo self’ style Italian dinners at home, is officially closing. Lucca’s Ravioli Co is one of

Scottish Air Traffic Controllers w/ Thick Accents are Hilarious on SNL
It’s an extremely ridiculous version of a Scottish Air Traffic Controller, but James McVoy is an authentic Scotsman, so although his brogue is exaggerated, it’s legitimate. And Kate McKinnon is simply hilarious doing almost anything. For added comedic effect the pair are trying to guide down a plane flown by

Ted Cruz Talks to MAGA Teen About Living with ‘Punchable Face Syndrome’
“I’m a survivor, you’re a survivor, God knows it wasn’t easy”. Ted Cruz on living with PFS (Punchable Face Syndrome). Senator Ted Cruz of Texas reached out to the embattled MAGA hat wearing teenager Nick Sandmann Sunday to speak with him about the dangers of living with PFS, commonly known as ‘Punchable Face

Trump to Hire Fyre Festival Staff to Promote/Build Border Wall
“We’re going to get the models, and the sand, and build a beautiful wall in the desert…and Kanye is coming” – President Trump on his new border wall campaign A month into the government shutdown President Trump announced that the border wall between Mexico and USA was going to be built without the help