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Babies Who Look Like Assholes
It’s been a few years since Hollywood decided to make babies the accessory du jour. Model maternal figures Nicole Richie, Britney Spears and Kendra Wilkinson have all regrettably spawned, anyone who lives in Brooklyn is familiar with the phenomenon of the $700 double-wide stroller and I think it’s safe to
5 Oldies but Goodies : Time-Tested New York Establishments
The start of a new year makes everyone think of, well, new stuff. New restaurants, new sexual prospects, the new body you’ve promised to get for yourself, the new outlook on life you’re going to have this year, the new levels of motivation you’ll be filled with and so on.
Coney Island Polar Bear Club New Year’s Day Swim
Happy New Year! It’s New Years Day. If you’re not hungover on your couch in your sweatpants or similar clothing item than I don’t really want to know you. There are New Year’s Day brunches to eat and movies to see and weed to smoke so get on with that.
Happy New Year NYC! Fireworks and Fatty Food
If you’re anywhere near as broke as I am, you’re gonna want to head over to Brooklyn’s biggest (and cheapest!) party tonight at Grand Army Plaza. Sponsored by Borough President Marty Markowitz, there will be fireworks at midnight, and Free hot beverages starting at 11 p.m., when you can also
Humpday Videos: Solipsism Style!
We here at Broke-Ass Stuart remember a kinder, gentler, funkier time when there was an entire network devoted to playing awesome new music videos. Men named Pinfield and women named Idalis would introduce block after block of original music videos from various genres interspersed with interviews with musicians and video
See Ya in Hell, 2000’s!
So the ’00’s sucked, huh? Aside from a few nice things that happened in my personal life and probably yours too, I (and apparently a lot of economists and sociologists) think it’s safe to say that this decade was pretty much the worst in living memory. Instead of the fire
Who Got the Hookup? Cheap Tech Fixes in NYC
Aside from the words “FINAL NOTICE”, “EVICTION NOTICE” and “CLOSED BY HEALTH INSPECTOR” there are few messages that strike fear into the heart of a Broke-Ass quite like seeing that sinister-looking exclamation point on your iPod or that wallpaper striped pattern on your iBook that means your logic board is
Chinese Food, Movies and Booze for a Really Good Cause
While Stuart pointed everybody to the alternative-to-Christmas activities going on in San Francisco last night, New Yorkers have their own alternative to Christmas happening today. The long held tradition of non-Christmas celebrators ordering Chinese food and going to the movies is a great one, and the venerable 92nd Street YTribeca