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Warriors Fans Need a Reminder: Shut Up and Enjoy the Show
The Golden State Warriors are simultaneously the most loved, most hated and most heavily scrutinized team in the NBA. It’s also true that the Dubs are the best team the league has ever seen. Period. It took all of 2.5 seconds after the Golden State Warriors swept the Portland Trail
Dave Chappelle Joins SF Comics, Sup. Peskin To Save the SF Punch Line
As many know by now, a landlord is forcing the closure of beloved comedy club Punch Line SF by denying them a lease renewal this August. Punch Line will be looking for a different venue in San Francisco to continue its tradition of hosting legendary and up and coming comedians
Trump to Honor Bone Spur Survivors on Memorial Day
President Donald Trump’s upcoming Memorial Day Speech is said to be honoring the ‘brave men and women who survived their bone spurs’. “Today we honor the brave men and woman afflicted with bone spurs and flat feet in our great country.” “I’m talking about the John Waynes and Bill Clintons
Artist Makes Trump Toilet Brushes, Finally
Now you can actually enjoy scrubbing your toilet at home or on the road. It’s like we always say here at brokeassstuart.com, “always clean your toilet with Donald Trump’s head.” Now finally, that activity is easier than ever. Because an artist/designer named Michelle Rubel has created a toilet brush in
March with the Harvey Milk Club for the 40th Anniversary of the White Night Riots
Tuesday marks the 40th anniversary of the White Night Riots. On May 21, 1979, San Francisco waited for justice following the murders of Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk at the hands of their colleague, former cop Dan White. When the verdict was handed down, members of the San Francisco Police Department had already begun celebrating White’s minimal manslaughter sentence. However, others demanded answers, protesting in front of City Hall.
Come to the Premiere of My New Web Series!
As you’ve probably heard by now I’m launching a really hilarious new web series called Shaky Ground! We’re having the big premiere at the Roxie Theatre in The Mission on May 23rd. You and a guest are invited! For FREE! Get your tix right here while they last. Just so you know, it’s a
The 2019 SF Coffee Passport is Here!
Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Coffee Passport. There’s no better way to explore SF than to literally drink it in. The SF Coffee Passport is amazing, you get 31 coffee drinks at 31 cafes for $35. It honestly doesn’t get much better than that. How does