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San Francisco’s X-Rated Cake Gallery has REOPENED!!
The famed cake designers of The Cake Gallery are back at work this week, making edible masterpieces for your birthdays and bar mitzvahs. Which is a godsend, because everyone could use a good laugh and something sweet after this fucking year. After 38 years of serving customized cakes to the Bay

Netflix January 2021 Releases
A new year means it’s Resolution Time! In the case of Netflix, it might be time to finally catch that film classic that people have been talking about since forever, such as “Bonnie & Clyde,” “Cool Hand Luke,” or “Enter The Dragon.” Alternatively, there are the cult films that first

Bay of the Living Dead: More Hammer Horror!
Welcome to Bay of the Living Dead, a regular column about the horror genre. Last month we took a look at the recent Blu Ray releases of two classic Hammer horror films. As was stated, Hammer Films is a British production company who, from 1957-1975, was world famous for its sumptuous,

Why Was It So Easy For Trump Thugs To Storm The US Capitol?
The US Capitol building had not been breached since the British burned it down in August 1814. But thousands of shrieking, armed MAGA insurrectionists took over the Capitol building and trashed the place today, in a failed coup that we thought would be funny that ended up being a failed

Dems Win Both Georgia Senate Seats, GOP Loses Presidency, House, And Senate
On the bright side of a day of deplorable violent MAGA shenanigans, today is the worst day of Mitch McConnell’s life. We had a glimmer of hope the day after the November election, and then Stacey Abrams moved mountains, things looked good last night, and now it’s a done deal.

Trump Orders Violent Treasonous Insurrection, One Woman Killed in Violent Melee
President Trump told his MAGA goons “you have to show strength” and “fight” this morning, and that’s exactly what they did. In a disgusting show of violent treason, Trump specifically instigated violence in the US Capitol as Congress was certifying Joe Biden’s victory, suspending the proceedings. Holy shit they’re literally

How To Watch The Republicans Fall On Their Face In A Failed Coup Attempt, Live Online
Republicans are challenging the results of the election in a joint session of Congress right now, and they will fail spectacularly. You can watch them fail spectacularly in the livestream of the Electoral College vote count below. The C-Span Youtube channel will be broadcasting Congress’ certification of Joe Biden’s victory,