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NYC Parks Are Free and have other free things
Despite gusty winds, yesterday was a beautiful day. Still, a bunch of us Mainers and a handful of Arkansans/Arkansanites/Arkansanivians expressed guarded optimism, the memory of past teaser days lingering. Sure, 60 and sunny in January is no cause to lift expectations. You take it at face value, maybe get a
Hunky Jesus contest in Dolores Park Today
Look, I’m not gonna lie. Updating websites on Sunday mornings sucks. Nobody likes doing it. But it’s something that has to be done. So I’m just gonna say that I’m gonna be at Dolores Park all day long enjoying the nice weather, some jello shots and the hunky Jesus content.

Monthly Hipster Art Party Celebrates Eggbeater: FREE entry for “artists”
Passover, Easter, the resurrection of Christ, and the exodus from Egypt will all be heartily ignored in favor of a non-discriminatory posting about a party celebrating something that clearly deserves acknowledgement: the eggbeater. In my experience the bastard is hard to clean up – I always tried to lick

Fancypants Edition: Celebrity Castoffs
Thursday in New York, was a beautiful spring day, the kind that makes you remember why you moved to this town in the first place. It just feels like a picnic lunch, a dress and a light spring coat, smoking a joint on the fire escape overlooking the flowering trees

Snuggie Wars! Free Crawl Tomorrow Vs. $20 Crawl on the 18th
The Snuggie is an interesting phenomenon, not because of its similarity to the standard stable blanket, nor its druid-inspired aesthetic. A huge, fleece blanket with sleeves and a hood just makes sense. No, it is interesting because of the fan culture of the product and its decimation of its competitor

APB: Clorox Becomes Scatalogical Crime Fighter…And So Can You!!
This might be old news to some of you but the chance to win money never gets old: Heeding the anguished calls and pee-dances of San Francisco homeowners and their construction crews alike, Oakland’s Clorox Corporation has decided to deploy its chlorinated missionaries across the bay and onto

Watchmen: Cheap Special Effects and Plenty of Blue Schlong
Aside from Rorschach’s scenes in prison and Silk Spectre II’s time in her yellow and black spandex (when she was out of her superhero suit in the nude, I got distracted by Dan’s big apple ass and the event horizon background), Watchmen was unwatchable. A shame, considering its length.