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06 May 2009

Let’s Hang Out: Drinks at the Bushwick Country Club Thursday Night

  Greetings to all you lovely people out there in Broke-Ass-Land (how shitty of a theme park would that be?).  I just wanted to extend an invitation to all of you who are in or near New York.  I’ll be in town this week for a few days and I

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06 May 2009

FREE Beer, Wine and the Demise of Print Media at Fort Mason

I’m sitting here in Paul’s flat in Greenpoint, Brooklyn and I’m cripplingly exhausted.  I took a red eye last night from San Francisco and I almost never sleep on planes.  Last night was no exception.  I spent part of the flight watching Quantum of Solace and the other part observing

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06 May 2009

Wonderful Wednesday: Blue Owl and Dorkbot

Hallelujah,  it has stopped raining, for now.  I was out in the LES last night with Stuart and Anna and the weather dampened the Drinko de Cinco spirits.  Bars were pretty barren, like Ukranian women who lived near Chernobyl.  But, on my walk home in the pouring rain there was

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06 May 2009

“How Much Is that Laser Removal, Again?”

By now everyone, living or dead, knows about our girl Kari the “Hipster Grifter” who parlayed the urban white males offensive fetishization of Asian women into big, big money. When the folks at Vice magazine met her they fell hard for that edgy haircut, childlike eyes and of course the

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05 May 2009

Unlimited Margaritas = a free cab for your broke ass — LUXOR PICKS UP THE FARE!

  If you’re planning on hitting the Patron hard tonight like the bro you are, don’t pass out in some random doorway, half-naked with a sombrero on your ass. Luxor Cabs is giving any sad, sorry individual in need of a ride home a free pick up and drop off.

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05 May 2009

Cinco de Mayo vs. FREE Meditation Therapy

If you actually follow the website and do some things we write about, today should give a clear impression on the trajectory of your life.   Don’t worry, our analytic software can’t read your decision. We’re working on it, but just can’t seem to get the the cd out of its

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05 May 2009

2 Spring Bars: Boxcar Lounge and Harefield Road

As we wait with anticipation for the seemingly never-ending rain to stop, and reminisce about the 80 degree weather, here are a couple of bars to keep in mind for when things get back to normal.  I didn’t mention Union pool because I’m pretty sure everyone knows about that amazing

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