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Places I’d Like to Go But Would Never Spend Money On
Do you ever wonder it would be like to be on vacation in “X” place, but either have way too many places on your list to go before that, or simply don’t see yourself spending money to go there? Well, my friend, the following list is now giving you YOUR

Photos from the 5th Annual BAS Pub Crawl
Yes indeed. It was certainly an amazing night. This might have been the best pub crawl yet. We went to the Broken Record, the Pilsner Inn, Kennedy’s and Bender’s. Plus, we had the tricked out Teacher Bus, the ridiculously over the top Hummer, and almost 60 motherfuckers who were down

The Public Library: Perks and Pitfalls
I love me an overstuffed bookshelf but let’s face it, books are pricey (especially new ones) and storage space lacking. So, the library it is. Don’t get me wrong, I really love the library: its musty smell, its quiet’”it’s a core-of-society kind of place’”plus remember what a rite of passage

“You are Here” at Death by Audio is aMAZE-ing
Every time I watched Alice in Wonderland as a kid, I would watch the painting the roses red scene and want to go play in a giant maze–minus the queen coming to yell at me. As an adult, all I have to do is walk over to Death by Audio

Nothing Comes Between Me and My Bean Bag
The other day, I was pondering what the greatest invention of all time has been. Penicillin? Ground breaking, but what’s a little syphilis between friends? The light bulb? Sure it all fun and games, until it’s last call at the bar and they flip on the lights for you to

HumpDay Videos: Kid Koala “Basin Street Blues”
We here at Broke-Ass Stuart remember a kinder, gentler, funkier time when there was an entire network devoted to playing awesome new music videos. Men named Pinfield and women named Idalis would introduce block after block of original music videos from various genres interspersed with interviews with musicians and video

Broke-Ass Dentist: NYU College of Dentistry
For me, going to the dentist is about as thrilling a prospect as using a soldering iron to remove one’s own ruptured appendix. I use this fairly dramatic example in order to impart to you, dear broke reader, how very much I truly dread the dentist, despite the fact that