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Off Menu Scoop: Alembic is Changing Chefs!
Restaurants are in a perpetual state of flux. A dishwasher at Gracias Madre is caught smuggling quinoa back to the Bolivian farmers who originally produced it and is shown his walking papers; a pastry chef and assistant manager at Gary Danko, nude except for a couple of heavy parkas, are interrupted in the walk-in freezer mid-coitus, white powder rimming their quivering nostrils.

Win Tickets: Farm to Fork SF – Afterparty feat. DJ Set from Erykah Badu
Farm To Fork San Francisco is gathering advocates and lovers of food in an effort to raise awareness around sustainability issues and showcase the best farms, artisan food producers, breweries, cideries, distilleries and wineries in the Bay Area. The event hosts free-of-charge exhibitor section where attendees can view demonstrations

Porn for Women
I know I don’t speak for every woman, but many of us have needs. Deep, difficult to satisfy needs that have to be carefully explored and often visually stimulated. Trying to satiate these rampant urges can take a woman down dark, unexplored paths of mystery. It can be delightful or

A San Francisco Musician’s Solution to Cultural Displacement
Video Press Release – Bay Area native and musician, Robin Applewood releases his new music video Resonator, a poetically positive response to the extreme disparity and gentrification in one of America’s favorite cities, San Francisco, and the modern artist’s collective struggle to make a living. “The brand new song and

The City That Could Be: Looking to the Future
P Segal, Bohemian Archivist, has turned her attention from how great this city used to be to how incredible it could become, if Stuart were mayor. Some of you may have noticed that I haven’t been writing about the city that was these days. That’s because, at this pivotal point

A Letter From (Some Are) Camp
Dear Stuart, Camp’s been great! The last rays of languid orange light dapple a fright wig bobbing in the R3‘s pool like a gentle blood clot in a sea of Hypnotiq. Ay, Stuart, the last day of camp is always bittersweet, and indeed my heart feels as heavy as

BREAKING: The Beloved Riptide Bar Catches Fire
Reports just came in that the beloved honky-tonk by the beach just caught fire. It’s a real shame, that’s a great Sunset bar, built in 1941. Stuart’s taken at least two different pubcrawls there. We love the Riptide, it was the only real music venue in the area. Word is it