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14 Oct 2016

Farewell and F*** You, C.W. Nevius

Farewell and good riddance to San Francisco’s most insufferable complainy-pants newspaper columnist C.W. Nevius, whose “Get off my lawn” diatribes for some reason have been published by the San Francisco Chronicle for the last 36 years. Nevius announced he was leaving the Chronicle this week, and we slam the door behind

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14 Oct 2016

Trump Fortune-Telling Machine Placed at Trump Tower

Remember the movie Big with Tom Hanks? When he puts a coin into an unusual antique arcade fortune teller machine called ‘Zoltar Speaks’, and makes a wish to be “big”. It dispenses a card stating “Your wish is granted”…

Well, anonymous artists in New York City put Donald Trump in one of those fortune telling machines and got impersonator Anthony Atamanuik to do his voice. The one liners are funny, if not sadly close to actual Trump quotes.

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13 Oct 2016

25 Best Lazy Halloween Costumes

Halloween is almost here and many of you are starting to think about costume ideas. If you’re broke, enjoy puns, or if you’re simply a very lazy person, here are some incredible DIY, last minute costume ideas to run with. Enjoy responsibly.

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13 Oct 2016

We Wanna Send You to Experimental Circus Show: Into the Mouth of the Wolf

We are giving away 5 pairs of tix for the Friday 10/21 show. Read about the show below and then enter to win tix below that. Can’t wait to find out if you win? Buy tix here. Circus Automatic retakes the Great Star Theater with ​Into the Mouth ​of the

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13 Oct 2016

FiveThirtyEight Poll Confirms Hillary Clinton Is Antichrist

GUEST POST By:  Satan, Prince Of Darkness Puny humans! My Antichrist is revealed in a recent FiveThirtyEight “polls-plus” forecast. As you can plainly see above from a recent FiveThirtyEight forecast, My great false messiah is revealed to be your Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, thus ensuring her complete victory over

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13 Oct 2016

SF Artists Opening Their Studios, All Over The City

WEEKEND 1: October 15 & 16, 11am to 6pm Location: Hunters Point Shipyard & Islais Creek Studios San Francisco comes alive with art this October and November as ArtSpan presents the 41st Anniversary of SF Open Studios – the oldest and largest event of its kind in the country, featuring

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12 Oct 2016

Housing, Not Heartache – No on Q Benefit Social Night

From the good folks at the Coalition on Homelessness: Housing Not Heartache Housing Not Harrassment Housing Not Q! On Friday, October 14th, we are gathering for a night of celebration and hope for those who are tired of San Francisco’s perpetual sidewalk shuffle that keeps homeless people homeless. This is

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