Broke-Ass Porn: El Paletero

Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn.  It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired.  If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought:

Summertime and the livin’s easy.  The sun is high in the sky over the date palms that pepper Dolores, but offer no shade from the fiery orb.  Sweat trickles from my brow and stings my eye, momentarily blinding me.  Then there you are, standing before me, sweet, sweet sugar daddy.
You reach into your magic box, and pull out my respite from the unrelenting, dizzying heat.  Suddenly…. oh rapture!  I’m a mess of sticky tropical juices, lost in an oasis of bliss! Why can’t all the men in my life be so consistent?
No matter to you.  You’re off already! Charmingly jingling your little bell, luring in others to you’re fruity wares, like some pied piper of the sultry afternoon.

El Paletero
Dolores Park and Mission at large

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